REPOSTING FROM TUMBLR to see if i can get a little more traction going on this. COMMISSION TIME.

INKS are black and white pieces, and cost $30 each. for five bucks more ($35 total), i’ll add some basic polygonal TONES. full COLOR pieces are $50 each. i’ve still got THREE SLOTS OPEN for this starter round, so don't miss out!

***ALSO PLEASE NOTE: these are starter prices. if your idea is more complicated— i.e. including multiple characters, complex props, backgrounds, etc— i might tack a couple extra bucks onto the price. nothing personal, it’s just a time-to-money thinggggg

OTHER IMPORTANT INFO:

• i’ll check in with you on a preliminary sketch, then during the inking stage, then (if applicable) the colors stage. i’m down with making edits to accommodate the customer within reason. i.e. if there ends up being five thousand fiddly little back-and-forth changes, i will charge extra. i’m expecting total turn-around time to be between a week and two weeks depending on complexity
• i prefer using SquareCash but i’ll take PayPal if you’re a little more old-fashioned or have issues with how awesome SquareCash is
• stuff i will draw: anything rated general to adult. but i mean, like, i’m marketing them as adult commissions, so feel free to get a LITTLE spicy
• stuff i won’t draw: THE BIG FIVE. gore, non-consensual stuff, underage stuff, bodily waste, hate art (no nazis/anti-feminists/”revenge porn” of other’s characters/anything else that’s obviously wicked fucked up)
• stuff i LIKE to draw: anthros (duh) but also monsters, robots, mythological types, and assorted sundry “vaguely people-shaped but they look weird and exotic for some reason” types. boners, from small to large to biologically improbable. boobs, from two to more than two. butts, all varieties. beefy types. chubby types. i dip into vore/food stuff pretty often, no regrets. body shape contrasts. cute couples. i’m also super into genderqueer representation when it isn’t handled totally shittily. you can get a pretty good idea of what i’m into from this gallery, but if you’re into something that i haven’t drawn yet feel free to ask anyways— i’m open to trying new things!

if you’re interested, hit me up with a note here on Weasyl OR drop me a line at distressedegg[at]gmail.com and we’ll do some business. commission slots are first-come-first-serve. if i have to turn you down for some other reason than “no vacancy”, i’ll let you know why.

THANKS FOR RIDING ALONG WITH US ON THIS WEIRD ADULT ART TRIP. we've got more fun stuff coming down the pipe for y'all, so stay tuned!

-love, egg