What is this ungodly place of horror and unparalleled terror?

There's no spiteful reign of a butthurt dictator administrator?

Not even a hint of terrible anime and awful fanart of the worst caliber?

T-There's actually people here?

Well, I'm starting to like this place already, whoever drugged me and threw me down here was quite the bright person, and I should probably remember who they are so I can report them to the proper local authorities. That was some weird party last night, bunch of guys dressed up in suits that look like animals busted in and everything went all whack. All I remember was getting my drink back and getting really tired all of a sudden.

Then I woke up on the ground. Here. Alone.

Ah well, I might throw up some of my grotesque workings up onto here, I'm not much of an artist, but I sure can write pretty well.

(Also, if you can get the hints at the other art-related places, kudos to you)