Today I had the unique (dis)pleasure of being told that I “don’t put near enough detail” into my artwork, and asked if I “copied from Pokemon.”

By some has-been two-star former tattoo artist whose “AWESOME REALLY DETAILED” stuff looks like it was traced from Rob Liefeld comics, tumorous muscle growths and smothering black ink washes and all.

I’m not usually very easily offended

but I really had to resist beating him about the head with my portfolio right then. I really, really did.