What's your real name?
Jared

How tall are you?
5'10"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
Trying (unsuccessfully) to figure that out...

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single. Extremely. Never even dated.

What do you do in your spare time?
Occasionally playing games, reading, hopefully (soon) composing.

What's your job or occupation?
Unemployed, but I'm an audio engineer.

What do you like about yourself?
Not much.

What do you dislike about yourself?
That I can't see myself in a positive light.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm apparently really nice.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Raised LDS (Mormon). Not really sure what I believe in anymore.

Do you drink?
Nuuu.

Do you smoke?
Hell, no.

What are your major fears?
That my future is as dark as my brain keeps telling me.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I did. Once upon a time.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Nope. Never even asked someone out.

Who's your best buddy?
Many, many people.

What's your favorite dish?
Some kind of pasta, probably.

What's your favorite drink?
Chocolate milk. Definitely.

What's your favorite color?
Green. Red. I'm a December baby.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Some kind of shapeshifting.

What's your favorite movie?
Don't have one. I much prefer music over movies.

What's your least favorite food?
Lima beans. In any form.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Pastalaya. Badass chicken-and-sausage alfredo, basically.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
2014 Mazda3 5-door. As for things I'd like to drive, refer to highy praised vehicles from Top Gear UK. Pretty much any of those.

What is your most disliked bug?
Anything that causes explosive diarrhea. Or mosquitoes. Or fire ants.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Passive-aggressive anything.

What do you dislike in life?
Myself.