"Guys, guys! My boss just told me this: bring a friend and you both get a free meal and drink*. For limited time!

I hope you're hungry for some junk food, here's the menu."

I'm serious, folks. Just fill the form:

• Your character (refs pls);
• Their meal;
• Will they like it?
• A friend's character;
• Their meal;
• Will they like it?

I suggest you bring someone who will, you don't want all this junk going to the trash, do you? But everyone is welcome at DumpDonald's! :)

*DESSERTS ARE ON YOU!