No I'm not canadian and lame joke is lame :P

Ok I've been thinking about doing this for a while and I've decided to do it now, while I'm half asleep so forgive any spelling/grammatical errors. I'm going to reveal some things I've been keeping rather private, though nothing major mind you :P

My RL first name is David, not a name I'm fond of cause of it being a bloody common name. My Initials are DRG and if you add RR to the end of them you have the acronym for the Denver and Rio Grande Rail Road. I almost had the initials D.O.G. >:|

I do not identify as transgender in RL but online, here and SL I do prefer to relate as a herm or female, I don't know I'm weird. I'm 31 years old and don't like it.

I'm not anywhere near where I wanted to be in life and I hate that, sadly part of this is my own doing.

I have self confidence issues, am incredibly shy [seriously bunch of girls around here and where I work that I would like to get to know better but I'm too damned nervous to ever ask for a phone number, even after talking to them off and on >_<]. This has led to me being jobless for periods of time as I don't exhibit much self confidence in interviews. But hey got the crappy job at dollar general and that gave me a small boost and then after getting fired from there over some bullshit got hired at wal-mart shortly after and have been there for almost a year now.

I have been and still am married. Was married about 2 years when ongoing issues finally forced us to conclude that it wasn't working. We still care about each other though and get along great, most of the time [we have disagreements and arguments like anyone else]. We are currently separated....kinda.....we still live in the same house XD. Yes we do plan on getting divorced. And I plan on getting her sona tattooed on my arm in RL. We were together for 10 years or so all together and she has been a majorly important part of my life and still is as a wonderful friend.

I did go through I bi curious phase of my life but in the end I still identify as straight. However there is only one guy I know that I would willingly bend over and take it up the ass from and no I'm not telling who :P [those curious if it's them can note me or whatever in private and I might tell depends on how nervous I am at the time about confessing]

I do consider myself single and while I would like to find someone I could have intimate companionship with I am not looking for a full on relationship at this time, just don't feel ready for that again, so more like a friend with benifits, though I will be honest, I don't share well with other guys, but no problem sharing with girls XD

Guys that get more jealous over their girl being with another girl over another guy confuses me. I would think they'd be more jealous of the person that has the same equipment as them, I know I get like that, which is why I can't share with guys. I don't get jealous about a girl I am intimate with being intimate or in a relationship with another girl. I don't have a vajayjay or breasts so I can't fullfill that desire :P do moobs count as breasts? XD

I am overweight in RL. I am about 6foot 1 to 6 foot 2 and last time i weighed myself I was around 265 Lbs :( I want to loose weight but I have no willpower when it comes to diets, though take me to an all you can eat buffet and I will get at least one plate loaded with nothing but veggies..........after a plate with nothing but meat >_> lol. Also will note when going to such places that's the only time I'll eat that day. The more active I am the more weight I tend to loose without having to change diet though so hopefully my job will be helping with that. It's been a while since I weighed myself.

I suffer from depression and have had suicidal thoughts. Anytime I get those thoughts I will immediately change what I'm doing and go do something else to keep myself busy until the thoughts go away. I honestly don't want to kill myself and I'm not ready to die, I just get the thoughts every now and then.

Some of the fetishes that turn me on the most are vore, dolcett, and snuff. I have a messed up mind.

I do actually prefer chubby girls to skinny girls.

Anatomy of girls that I like the most...........breasts, butts, and hair. I like big natural breasts, big butts, and long hair. Green eyes however are absolutely gorgeous =3 I'm weird and a pervert :P A girl doesn't necesarrily need all of those traits to get my attention >_>

I've only had sex with one person in RL.

I identify as a christian but I do not believe in organized religion.

I've tried weed and I like it. I've had it shotgunned most of the time. I support full legalization.

I've had and still have crushes on girls that are on FA. I've been way too shy to say anything to them about this, except for one after she had a boyfriend >_> .........no I didn't expect anything to happen just cause I said something, nor would I want that. If they're happy with the person they're with then that is all that matters.

I've been tempted to respond to craigslists ads for sex.........But either I never worked up the guts to actually respond or I didn't cause 1. it's a fake add most of the time anyways or 2 if it isn't a fake then the girl has been around the block a few times so to speak and probably has some bugs I don't want.......I would like to think it's the latter reason most of the time but honestly I think it's more 50/50 on being to shy/knowing what's behind the door.

Anyways I think that's all as I'm kind of just rambling on about stuff at this point. Um yeah to anyone who read this whole thing um congrats and here's a vid for your reward

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D05T5HXPxpg