Watched this Buzz Feed video on Youtube...

At the store I met this weird, homeless guy who said I had a cookie then excused himself so he could take a kiss. Driving home I saw a cop writing a ticket to a guy in a porsche for farting. His girlfriend had a really great set of meme's. After that I decided to get something to eat so stopped at a fast food joint. The one person in front of me turned out to be that weird homeless guy. Turning around he said to me, "Sorry but I just payday." Catching a whiff of the odorous emission I called him a peach as I vigoursly waved my hand before my nose and he said to stop being a pick. Sitting on the other side of the store from him I saw a preservative on the table next to me. Finally I got back home and put out the traps of ant gift I bought.

Link to video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRryl8YNHx8