Well, today was pretty bad, with a few good bits. Remember how I said I'd take the afternoon off today to wait for the retarded FedEx guy to arrive? Well, I knew he'd arrive between noon and 5:00pm so before then, I played Battleblock Theater with Orkekum for a while and we had a blast, but then I stopped gaming and watched YouTube videos with the volume low so I could hear if he rang, while checking every half hour to see if he's passed. Well, at 3:00pm when I checked, he had left a paper saying he had tried to deliver at 2:30pm (bullshit, I was checking at that time), that he rang and knocked multiple times (also bullshit), and said that it was the final delivery attempt and that I needed to go grab it myself (at their warehouse four hours away from me) or they'd send it back to the sender, which I really wouldn't appreciate since they don't accept refunds. Pretty pissed, I phoned 'em only to talk to a completely disinterested guy who told me they'd tried "repeatedly" to deliver my things for the past few days (AKA since yesterday) and that I was wasting their time. When I told him the guys really never actually showed up, he of course didn't believe me so he just went about how I needed to go grab my things myself so I told him it was juuuuust a little too far for me to walk and he was like "Well you have two days before we send your stuff back to the sender... by the way you've still gotta pay the customs fees" and I was like "What? I already paid those when I paid for the freakin' shipping, it was included!" and he was like "Nope."

After much arguing and calling 'em frauds enough times, he agreed to try and deliver the item again, so I looked at my schedule and told 'em to come next Tuesday. This time I'll freaking wait by the stairs so the FedEx guy can't just stare at the door for a minute and say I wasn't there.