Once upon a time, a little girl was lost in the forest and sees an owl and asks it "Do you know where my mother is?" and the owl replied "How the hell would I know where your mother is? Are you stupid? And why are you fairy tale children always getting lost in forests and having hallucinations of animals that can talk?" then the owl swooped down and ripped the little girl's face off and ate her eye balls.

Don't do drugs, or an owl might rip your face off.