What's your real name?
We'll go with Luka Sclayene. After all, do I really need a name?

How tall are you?
1m 72

What's your natural hair color?
Dark brown, almost black.

What's your eye color?
Dark brown.

What's your orientation?
Generally straight, but the furry thing got me bicurious.

What's your occupation?
Botanist and mycologist! And artist during my free time.

What do you do in your spare time?
Reading, drawing, creating anthro crap, drawing some comics;
Walking in the forests or the fens, doing botany or mycology;
listening to folk, blues or rock'n'roll.

What do you like about yourself?
Mosty when I do mycology. For the rest, is it a serious question?

What do you dislike about yourself?
I'd be sure to miss something.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
The beard. Some say I resemble a pope coming from Siberia.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Deist, and animist. I rejected about all existing religions.

Do you smoke?
Never did I, and never will I.

What are your major fears?
To suffer like hell before I die. I'm not afraid of death though.
To watch a major mass extinction just like at the end of the Permian and the Cretaceous.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To go on with mycology, to travel a bit and to enjoy some simple things in life before it's not possible anymore.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yes. And I behaved really stupid.

What's your favorite dish?
Too many to list. But nothing industrial. I'm pro organic and local food; a bit for "slow food".

What's your favorite drink?
Trappist ale, and some good wine.

What's your favorite color?
Green and brown.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Well, I kinda have one - very minor one, and I wish nothing more. I know someone IRL who has some sort of super powers, and I can tell you it's a burden.

What's your favorite movie?
Dunno. "Les enfants du marais", maybe?

What's your least favorite food?
Butter on bread, fishsticks, industrial chicken...

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Amanita phalloides. Some say it's the tastiest mushrooms. Then, they die. :)))
Seriously, who can tell?

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Citroën C5. It was an occasion. Because I tend to travel. If I didn't travel, I'd go for a much smaller car.

What is your most disliked bug?
Not really a bug, but ticks and maringoins.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Judging someone in 1 minute; smoking in my home; and some other things, mostly fundamentalism.

What do you dislike in life?
Mosty, the depth of human stupid, the overpopulation and the ultra-liberalism, aka what they try to do in Europe and in world-wide economy.
And of course, the most: destruction of Nature.