I stole this from the formidable pierre and it looked fun enough. I will try to be super cute about it.

What's your real name?
Marcello

How tall are you?
5'10 ish?

What's your natural hair colour?
A light brown.

What's your eye colour?
Grey.

What's your orientation?
Queer as the day is gay

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single and ready to not be.

What do you do in your spare time?
Writing and reading and doing predatory work for other writings or artworks I have in development. Oh and I'm on here in my spare time. Also I do my tumbles. I'm a busy little bee. (sorry)

What's your job or occupation?
Student debtor and occasional telemarketer.

What do you like about yourself?
I'm funny one, and I would like to think that I am a good friend, or at least I aspire to be these things.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I would like to exercise more and get out of the house to work on this growing agoraphobia I have. Also I don't think I know how to coordinate colors very well and this is starting to become an issue.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
To be perfectly honest I meet most of my close friends because they mistake me for someone else they know. Almost everyone knows me because I have so many döppelgangers strutting about, resembling me. Other than that they notice my good pants and professional haircut.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I call it practical atheism but it's really more like lazy theism because I don't really give a heck about god's existence.

Do you drink?
I am drunk once a month, tipsy twice as often, and DD like nobody's business.

Do you smoke?
So much.

What are your major fears?
Not a general failure, but a grand, cosmic failure that is born within me that I can not escape. Like I am made of failure.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Having my own family some day and making work I can be proud of. Oh boy that's a lot.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Of course. Love is a terrible cruelty we must fight against every day.

Who's your best buddy?
I have a bunch of them and am very fortunate to be cared for by so many tender folks.

What's your favourite dish?
Mattar Paneer

What's your favourite drink?
Coffer.

What's your favourite colour?
Practical color: black
Wild n' crazy color: orange

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Telekinesis

What's your favourite movie?
The Holy Mountain, or maybe the Tim and Eric movie. I'm not sure about this one.

What's your least favourite food?
Recently I learned I am ok with olives but before that they were the only thing I wouldn't eat. I still hate them, so yeah... olives.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
10 crab cakes.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a dinky lil' honda that will be in the dirt, but if I had my pick it would for sure be a green fiat 500 because I am a tiny gay man and that's usually how we do.

What is your most disliked bug?
Fuck I hate those god damn wasps, WASPS CAN GO EAT A 1000 DICKS THEY DON'T MAKE HONEY OR NOTHIN JUST GO AROUND STINGING ALL Y'ALL FRIENDS AND SHIT ALL THE THE TIME I HATE A WASP MORE THAN NOTHIN ELSE ALWAYS GOING AROUND LIKE THEY OWN THE PLACE PUTTING THEY NESTS MADE OF PLANT PARTICLES AND DEAD BEES ON MY PATIO JUST FUCKING UP MY SUMMER FUN WE DON'T NEED THAT SHIT but on the other hand those parasitic wasps are pretty interesting and have lovely jewel tones.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Slapping me in the butt. Maybe this isn't a pet peeve but I am far to0 frequently hit on the bottom. Look I know it's good but y'all need to calm it down.

What do you dislike in life?
inequality for sure is the worst.