I have been SUCH A KLUTZ the past few days.

Seriously. It's a good thing SilveryGryphoness was there visiting because I'm pretty sure she kept me from accidentally killing myself a few times. Dropped food (whole plates of it, open bags of snacks, forkfuls...), dripped hot oil on my foot from frying chicken, dropped my last egg on the floor yesterday morning so I couldn't make pancakes so we had to go out for breakfast (which was probably for the best, anyway), tripped down the stairs coming back home from breakfast, kicked a bag of books that was not really all that in the way, dropped the cat, dropped the pencil I was using...

Luckily nothing broke, no liquids were spilled (except for the oil), I didn't seriously injure myself, and I didn't get in any car accidents, but OH MAN. Put me in a padded room until I recover, geez.