WHY NOT EVERYONE ELSE IS

Lost your virginity?
Haven't actually (thank god, as I have had multiple attempts to the contrary that were less than consensual)

Lost someone close to you?
16. The person I was dating was killed.

Consumed alcohol?
Lil kid sipping? 4ish. Straight up? 17, and the only time I have to date.

Received a kiss?
18.

Went to the hospital?
Had to go back to the hospital pretty quickly after I was born and released, so NOT EVEN A FEW WEEKS OLD. HAHA WHAT.

Had a broken heart?
15. Long story I really would rather not discuss publicly (as there are themes of predatory motives, self-harm, and more)

Lost a pet?
Don't remember the exact age woops

Went to a concert?
Uuuuh under 10 I know that, parents dragged me to some dumb Christian rock concert that was bleh.

Met someone famous?
14. I met Endling and vert-is-ninja at a con.

Got in a car wreck?
can't remember the age

Dyed your hair?
9, for halloween.

Flew on an airplane?
fuck i I know, Ive flown countless times at this point

Went to another state?
2, moving from SC to AR

Got a tattoo?
No tats yet

Had a piercing?
No piercings

Smoked pot?
Never

Smoked a cigarette?
Never

Went to Disney Land or World?
NEVER

Broke a bone?
I cant remember the exact age I broke my first limb (shoulder)

Had A Long term relationship?
Uuuh 15 I guess?

Passed out from drinking?
Never

Were dumped?
16 going on 17. Got dumped for someone else (who came, in tears, apologizing and breaking down because it was apparently both one-sided and ALSO VERY MUCH UNWANTED- what delicious irony), spent two and a half months trying my hardest to get back w them, then when I gave up and moved on and dated someone else GUESS WHO WANTS ME BACK. That's only half of what happened but the rest doesnt pertaion to the question anymore so.