I have a problem, okay?

STOLEN FROM POOTCH https://www.weasyl.com/~Pootch
What's your real name?
Just call me Em ouo

How tall are you?
Most likely taller than 4'11. (That was my last result from a height thing, but it's been a while...)

What's your natural hair color?
Light brown

What's your eye color?
green/gold

What's your orientation?
I dunno

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I MIGHT NOT BE SINGLE FOR LONG EEEEEEEE

What do you do in your spare time?
Literally nothing but playing Happy Street on my phone. (and Skyrim when I want to kill people while embracing my Scandinavian culture.)

What's your job or occupation?
what is life

What do you like about yourself?
the fact that I love myself

What do you dislike about yourself?
Im hella lazy, and i forget about things alot.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
My loudness.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Athiest

Do you drink?
Root beer?

Do you smoke?
OH GOD NO I DUN WANT NO STOMA IN MY THROAT but I can imitate a smoker very well.

What are your major fears?
Umm... little tiny clustered holes and slowly drowning at the bottom of the sea.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
AHAHAHAHAHAHAH surely you jest.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
one right now son

Who's your best buddy?
you know who you are <>

What's your favorite dish?
umm, TEMPURA UDON HOLY 糞

What's your favorite drink?
Root beer, and what pootch said: "This funky japanese shit that comes in a bottle with a ball in the lid its fucking tasty." She's referring to Ramune.

What's your favorite color
blue

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Shapeshifting or flying

What's your favorite movie?
oh god I don't have one so I'll just say some
ACE VENTURA PET DETECTIE
TLOTR, ALL OF THEM.
ANY NIC CAGE MOVIE.

What's your least favorite food?
CURRT IT'S GROSS

What's the last meal you want before you die?
all foods

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
eeeeeegh

What is your most disliked bug?
Golden Orb Weavers jesus christ

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
any vegetarian. pisses. me. off.
What do you dislike in life?
Everything? XD