What's your real name?
Smitty Werbenjagermanjensen.

How tall are you?
4'10"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown???

What's your orientation?
Hella gay

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Wild, untamed stallion

What do you do in your spare time?
Embrace my inner weeb

What's your job or occupation?
Going to weeb college to get my weeb degree

What do you like about yourself?
I'm cute as hell

What do you dislike about yourself?
I push people into televisions

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Apparently consensus is I'm super serious???

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Elrihm bless us all

Do you drink?
Nah son

Do you smoke?
Nah son

What are your major fears?
Bees, dolls, escalators, the dark, silence, the dark + silence

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Publish comic books. Make my mark on the world

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Are you kidding, I'm a regular heartbreaker

Ayyyyyyyyyyyy

Who's your best buddy?
YOU

What's your favorite dish?
Chicken fried rice. Every moment of my life is spent craving chicken fried rice.

What's your favorite drink?
Tie between milk and apple juice. I'm an adult.

What's your favorite color?
RED

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Invisibility. Do you know how much shit I could get away with.

What's your favorite movie?
WHO PUT THE GLAD IN GLADIATOR
JOHNNY FIVE

What's your least favorite food?
Anything resembling the consistency of sloppy joes.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Did you not hear me when I said chicken fried rice

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
??????????????

What is your most disliked bug?
Those moths that feel the need to divebomb your face

Not moths in general, just those specific moths

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
My biggest pet peeves or the pet peeves of others that I don't like????

Well I don't like "heh" or "chuckles" in text conversations, they send me into a rage

What do you dislike in life?
That no Monster Rancher games are available on PSN