do you guys like doritos? i really love doritos, especially the "nacho cheese" flavor. sometimes i buy an entire 4.29 dollar bag of doritos and put it on my shelf. no, i don't eat the doritos; i observe them. sometimes i reach my hand out and caress them, examining each and every crease on the plastic bag. i imagine what it would be like to be doritos, sometimes, as i am eating the doritos. what if one of these doritos was a man like myself who loved doritos? what if, tragically, this fleeting thought became a reality, and here i was, eating him. it's a very scary thought, actually. but i don't let it maim my opinion on doritos as they are very much the best tortilla-esque chip on the market. did you know that it was possible for the creators of dorito to make the doritio retain its cheesy flavor without the messy powder? they opted not to do that as they thought the powder was a staple of the dorito brand. as much as i would like a cleaner chip, i agree with them. sometimes i notice the orange goo under my fingernails hours, or even days after i enjoyed my last crunchy snack. the residue acts as a nice filler as i wait to buy my next bag. one time i won an xbox one with the doritos promotion, but i sold it to buy more doritos. i don't need videogames, i have doritos.