-What's your real name?
Brian.

-How tall are you?
around 5' 10". Maybe a tiny bit taller.

-What's your natural hair color?
Dirty blondish. used to be platinum when I was little.

-What's your eye color?
Brown.

-What's your orientation?
Gay-lord.

-Are you single, taken or undecided?
I'm with someone and we love each other and we are both crazy people.

-What do you do in your spare time?
Binge-watch sitcoms on netflix and do stuff that is inappropriate to share with those of you under 18

-What's your job or occupation?
I'm an artist. Freelance. Do stuff for big companies, or private commissions.

-What do you like about yourself?
Loyalty, Integrity, and Commitment are all qualities I enjoy about myself.

-What do you dislike about yourself?
If I talk about that you'll know how crazy I am

-What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm not the type of person you'd think you'll like or enjoy being around, at first, but I tend to surprise people and then the leave a parasite in their brain forcing them to like me and spend time with me.

-What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I don't think I could share that without sounding condescending.

-Do you drink?
Only on special occasions.

-Do you smoke?
Cigars, some weed, barely some cigarettes. Not often for any of the three, though.

-What are your major fears?
Failure.

-Do you have any dreams or goals?
Yes, and I intend to achieve all of them. I'm halfway there with one.

-Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I had those things in high school.

-Who's your best buddy?
I have a lot of friends and they all fancy themselves "the best", and "my buddy". I honestly don't view people in terms of rank or value of importance. Give the people close to you a fair shake. Love them all intensely and equally. (Except maybe the person you marry)

-What's your favorite dish?
Steak Frites OR some Patatas Bravas, Pan Catalan with some whipped potatoes and filet mignon.

-What's your favorite drink?
Caffeinated sodas. I don't enjoy alcohol.

-What's your favorite color?
UGH I just love color so much?? I dunno like, maybe Cyan or Yellow or Magenta or Fuchsia or like this sea foam green so many cool colors.

-If you had a super power, what would it be?
The power to move on from shit that happened 6-8 years ago

-What's your least favorite food?
Green leafy stuff. Bitter stuff. Or slippery textures (like spaghetti).
Fruits are okay, just don't like some of the stuff that comes out of the ground.

-What's the last meal you want before you die?
I'm a junk-food addict and would probably want a feast of all my favorite fast-food places (KFC, Wendy's, Mcdonalds, BurgerKing, Pizza Hut, and so on.

-What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't have a license but my oldest brother left me his Blue Mustang to take care of while he and his wife are in Naples, Italy the next 2 years.

-What is your most disliked bug?
Infestation roaches need to burn in fucking hell.

-What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
What pet peeve of mine do I dislike? Or what is my worst pet peeve? This question was poorly articulated. I dislike when people respond poorly to manners and etiquette. (Saying thank you or please or your welcome, and getting a disgruntled , or insincere response really pisses me off).

-What do you dislike in life?
That is such a broad question. I'll only answer with one of my thousands of viable responses.
I dislike the super imposing amount of involvement strangers have on my life, rights, and privileges. And I dislike the power I give them over myself by not just saying "Fuck'em" and being seriously agitated with their unalterable perceptions of me.