Took this from a friend... okay, they made me do it.

What's your real name?
Seriously just call me Dustin.

How tall are you?
5'1". I'm a little guy, lol.

What's your natural hair color?
Brown/Blonde. My hair's naturally two-toned.

What's your eye color?
Bluish-grey.

What's your orientation?
I'll take her or I'll take him.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Basically off limits. Been together for over a year now.

What do you do in your spare time?
SLEEP. Oh god is sleep such a nice thing. Deployed right now, so I don't have a lot of "real" free time, though I find myself doodling at work now and then.

What's your job or occupation?
Military. Artist on the down-low. DJ in-progress.

What do you like about yourself?
That I'm short. I don't have to watch my head as much as my taller teammates do at work, bwahaha.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I can't talk to girls. I can't. I CAN'T. I don't know whyyyyyyyyyy. D;

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'M WEIRD.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Thai Buddhist. If you know us kindsa peeps, you know how cool I am about your religion, whatever it may be.

Do you drink?
WOO, I do but only with friends.

Do you smoke?
Nope, and I'm actually surprised.

What are your major fears?
Dead insects. (I love live ones... dead? NOPE.) And I recently discovered my intense HATE FOR STANDALONE LADDERS.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To make sick kids stuck at a hospital laugh and to jockey discs at a joint, surrounded by a huge crowd. Do it at least once!

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Who hasn't had a crush? One that frustrated me was that we both had a crush on each other and both of us knew it. But we kinda silently agreed to never do anything with it. I also have an exfiance.

Who's your best buddy?
Psh, I've got lots. But I don't call the very best "best buds" ... they'd be brothers to me at that point.

What's your favorite dish?
Man I love lasagna....

What's your favorite drink?
Hot chocolate.

What's your favorite color?
Brick Red. The Crayola Crayon kind.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Flight... I've flown in a lucid dream once, and it was one HELL of a feeling!

What's your favorite movie?
I've got top favorites depending on the categories... movies that come to mind are Ultra Violet, Django Unchained, Tron and Tron Legacy, The Jungle Book and Lion King, The Artist, Ted, yeah, so you see how my tastes vary.

What's your least favorite food?
Cooked green beans. Raw is fantastic. Cooked... blugh. Even the smell of it makes me feel sick.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
A FANTASTIC DAMN LASAGNA PLZ

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I've got a Toyota Corolla S 2012. But he's not like any of his brothers, oh no. He is a badass. His name is The ApocalyPS3 (or short-named Alyx) and as soon as he's paid off he's gonna become even more badass.

What is your most disliked bug?
Bedbugs because I love bugs and all but THOSE THINGS SPREAD AND SUCK TO GET RID OF MAN, LIKE AUGH

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
When people don't use punctuation. I can't tell you how many times I have to re-read a non-punctuated paragraph someone types up because I don't know if their science teacher is about to screw them with a mass of homework assignments, or I don't know if the teacher is currently screwing them and the person's typing the scene out as it's happening.
Also, apologies for that long sentence.

What do you dislike in life?
THE SOUND OF NAILS ON A NAIL FILE. It makes me physically hurt, burn, cringe, and rage inside.