I'm trying to write an essay on a Cezanne painting but I'm drawing blanks, so have a little meme about me.

What's your real name?
Kelly

How old are you?
25

How tall are you?
Not very.

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
"Mostly straight" al la Bob from Bob's Burgers

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single

What do you do in your spare time?
Read, waste time on the internet, play Jurassic Park Builder

What's your job or occupation?
Full-time college student, but I used to work in a health food store

What do you like about yourself?
My hair

What do you dislike about yourself?
Oooohoho boy. My hormone issues, my acne, my major depression, anxiety, my indecisiveness, I could go on...

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
The probably thought I was fuckin' weird

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Agnostic atheist. If I worshipped anything it would be the universe since the universe is the only thing I know exists for sure.

Do you drink?
Not really, and if I do, I don't overdo it.

Do you smoke?
No

What are your major fears?
Shit son. Not finding a decent paying job after graduation therefore leaving me with a ton of college debt and no reasonable way to pay it off, therefore having to live with my parents even longer, and therefore never being able to leave the toxic waste dump of MCHM and broken dreams known as West Virginia (we haven't had useable water in almost three weeks, isn't that great?). And heights... Fuck heights.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
As I mentioned before, leave this state and try to find happiness. I'd also like to have a bunch of toads and stuff.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yes

What's your favorite dish?
I've been big on Pad Thai right now.

What's your favorite drink?
Sweet iced tea

What's your favorite color?
Blue and green

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Shapeshifting

Name 3 of your favorite movies?
How to Train Your Dragon, Twister, An American Werewolf in London

What's your least favorite food?
Mexican food with too much cumin in it! ACK!

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
A gray 2012 Honda Civic. I like it just fine.

What pet peeves do you have?
People that don't use their turn signal, people who chew with their mouths open, women who pee on the seat in public bathrooms.

What do you dislike about life?
How short it is.

What do you like about life?
Being lucky enough to experience it.