I've seen a few people answer this set of questions
What's your real name?
noooooope.

How tall are you?
6 feet

What's your natural hair color?
brown, well and red and a bit of grey now.

What's your eye color?
brown

What's your orientation?
I prefer women.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
single

What do you do in your spare time?
Table top games, making things compulsively. miniatures, drawings, other stuff.

What's your job or occupation?
Technician. I have the thrilling task of telling people with advanced degrees that the blinking light is not the work of an angry god and or voodoo curse.

What do you like about yourself?
My hands work pretty well, and I am consistently able to make certain people laugh while they are trying to drink.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I'm a little paranoid, and I feel like I can't get my hands clean for a week or so after having sex. yeaaaah.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
In most cases the answer is they didn't. I met them long before most of them remember me. the first thing they remember is usually something like a horrible pun.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I will accept no gods.

Do you drink?
yep, but only if there is something good.

Do you smoke?
no. Tobacco is not appealing to me and weed is actively painful to be around.
(Before folks jump down my throat on this, I do not care at all if anyone else smokes it I just don't want it to be in my immediate area.)

What are your major fears?
organizations that have a lot of power over me, and no single person that can be held to account.

Do you have any dreams or goals?

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
well yeah.

Who's your best buddy?
probably my gaming group.

What's your favorite dish?
Chicken Paprikash

What's your favorite drink?
My current favorites are New Holland Brewing Company's Poet, and Sam Adams White Lantern. I'm also good with jaegermeister.

What's your favorite color?
Purple

If you had a super power, what would it be?
I'd like to say I'd pick something semi useful. But given the option I'm pretty sure I'd go with making myself able to stretch and inflate or something like that.

What's your favorite movie?
Ironman. Pacific Rim was a close second.

What's your least favorite food?
macaroni and cheese

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I guess it depends how I am going to die. I mean if there's going to be a fight I'd kind of like to put in a good showing or something. but I guess if I'm just going to keel over anyway then curry.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a Corolla. What would I like to drive? I've always wanted to try something with tank treads.

What is your most disliked bug?
Anything that infests a carpet.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Don't really have an answer for this.

What do you dislike in life?
Well that thing about my hands feeling dirty, most bodily fluids, things that are unnecessarily unfair, identically shaped connectors that are not electrically compatible.