jumping on the bandwagon

What's your real name?
brooke! but i also go by granny or spaetzle!

How tall are you?
5 foot 7!

What's your natural hair color?
very dark brown/almost black!

What's your eye color?
brown/greenish?

What's your orientation?
pan
i am only sexually attracted to pans
sometimes pots
maybe a fork or two

Are you single, taken or undecided?
i like a dumb corgi lady

What's your gender?
i am genderqueer/genderfluid
i usually go with she because i identify as a femme person mostly, but they/them is fine too!

What do you do in your spare time?
eat and draw and poop

What's your job or occupation?
professional dog

What do you like about yourself?
i like my chubby belly and my intense mommy-like love to everyone around me

What do you dislike about yourself?
I GET HURT FEELINGS EASILY

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
probs my hips
i have big hips
also the fact that i am rly loud and obnoxious

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
paganism

Do you drink?
not often!

Do you smoke?
"nerds on the court yeah" - quinn
^ same

What are your major fears?
DEEP WATER and things bigger than me so like giant squids

Do you have any dreams or goals?
i want to own a vegan bakery/cafe!

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
yee

Who's your best buddy?
quinn and lily

What's your favorite dish?
i love vegan cake yo

What's your favorite drink?
unsweet iced tea uwu~

What's your favorite color?
orange/mint

If you had a super power, what would it be?
transformation duh

What's your favorite movie?
it's a tie between monsters university and frozen tbh

What's your least favorite food?
MEAT

What's the last meal you want before you die?
the flesh of my enemies

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
i do drive
and i'm p happy with the little green ford fiesta i own
beep beep

What is your most disliked bug?
i love bugs
except centipedes fuck those things

What pet peeves do you have?
none really that i can think of rn

What do you dislike in life?
nerds