What's your real name?
Jesse Paul Turner
I'm not afraid of my name.

How tall are you?
5' 6''

What's your natural hair color?
Mediocre brown

What's your eye color?
Blue/Green

What's your orientation?
Heterosexual

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I've been single for about three years. ;n;

What do you do in your spare time?
Super Smash Bros., some art, furmeets

What's your job or occupation?
Is college a job?

What do you like about yourself?
I'm pretty eccentric. I also like my glasses.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I over-analyze everything, my OCD can get terrible, my procrastination habits, and overall laziness outside of school. I also mix up my words when I speak sometimes. In addition, I'm hard on myself for not dating since I have a HUGE confidence issue.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Probably my nerdiness. Then once they get to know me, they'll find out how weird I actually am.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Non-denominational Christianity.

Do you drink?
Sweet tea, yes. Chai tea, yes.

Do you smoke?
That's disgusting. No.

What are your major fears?
Toilet paper. I'm not even joking.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I admit that I recently have fallen into a huge crush on this girl.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I would like to be an illustrator or possibly an art professor.

Who's your best buddy?
I have many awesome friends, but my best friend goes by Captain Puff.

What's your favorite dish?
Mmm, orange chicken, honey walnut shrimp, and fried rice from Panda Express. Or a pineapple/Canadian bacon pizza with garlic dip from Papa John's.

What's your favorite drink?
Overall, sweet tea.

What's your favorite color?
I like purples.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
To be a Sableye.

What's your least favorite food?
I don't eat vegetables at all.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I want a fancy 20 course meal.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I have a black Fiat 500 at the moment. I wouldn't choose any other vehicle.

What is your most disliked bug?
Brown recluses. They're jerks. Ticks are also jerks.

What is your most liked bug?
I love plenty of bugs, especially fat ones that waddle.

Pet peeves?
1.) People who refuse to use a turn signal.
2.) The use of chewing tobacco. Spitting in general.
3.) Horrible grammar. Text abbreviations and stuff like that is fine, I'm talking about when someone is trying to be serious but fail to even translate their message correctly.
4.) People who can't find humor outside sex jokes.
5.) Narrow-minded folks.
6.) I can go forever; I guess I'm just a negative Nancy.

What do you love in life?
God and people.

What do you dislike in life?
How it is too much effort these days. You're told you're suppose to go to school, get a job, marry, have kids, retire, then die. I want to do something with my life that's bigger than life itself.