(Stolen from Ruby ;P )

What's your real name?
CLASSIFIED. Okay it Jawsh.

How tall are you?
-5 rulers and a little baby ruler.

What's your natural hair color?
-Silicon

What's your eye color?
-Sungrasses

What's your orientation?
-If it moves, hump it! Hehe, also sex is gross, BLAH!

What do you do in your spare time?
-Sit in my car .^

What's your job or occupation?
-I print sticky things

What do you like about yourself?
-Ma boobz. Oh wait.. huh, bummer.

What do you dislike about yourself?
-I'm not a GOD DAMN DRAGON sad face

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
-HUGZ.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
-I pray. If theres a god out there, he seems to hear. Or maybe I just get lucky, but it still makes me feel comfortable when times are hard, so I'll keep going.

Do you drink?
-Amma pirate!

Do you smoke?
-Cola cube pipe smoke <3

What are your major fears?
-Pirates o.o

Do you have any dreams or goals?
-Meet a pirate :3

Who's your best buddy?
-Norman!

What's your favorite dish?
-The fine china one with the foxes around the edge <3

What's your favorite drink?
-Maple Syrup

What's your favorite color?
-Pantone 369 B, satin gloss :D

If you had a super power, what would it be?
-Fart on demand.

What's your favorite movie(s)?
-Malibu Rum 'If we took like so seriously' mobile advert. YOU SILLY SAUSAGE!

What's your least favorite food?
-Dog food.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
-Pancakes!!!

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
-I drive an awesome old motor car, a ratty old motorbike, and a sexy arse german muscle bike :D Would like to drive a moose.

What is your most disliked bug?
-Cats.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
-Frank Sinatra

What do you dislike in life?
-Weight watchers microwave hot pot.

Congradumalatison! Your now Grade B Raddy Stalker.