Okay lets do this.

• What's your real name?
  Now hold on a minute here. Do you think a lot of people here are willing to give this out? However, it does start with a T. Heck, it's practically Sot backwards if we're going by initials!

• Names you go by?
  Sot, Simon, Samson, Sotagon, Tigagon, SotSot, Sawt, Destroyus-Maximus.

• How old are you?
  20

• How old do you feel/act?
  Usually 17, sometimes 7.

• How tall are you?
  5'8". That's about 70 stacked oreos.

• What's your natural hair color?
  Brown, but due to some highlighting in the past, I am now a dirty blonde. Don't touch me.

• What's your eye color?
  Sometimes green, sometimes blue. I've seen it fluctuate. I remember it being sometimes brown in the past as well.

• What's your orientation?
  Straight, but I like a lot of different body types! I'm pretty young, so I really don't know yet. However, I care more about ~personality~. I know this because my stepdad would sometimes harass me about what I find attractive in a girl and I had no clue. I told him I care more personality, and he thought I was crazy!

• Are you single, taken or undecided?
  Single. Kinda wish I wasn't at times. Other times... Too busy drawing!

• What do you do in your spare time?
  I sleep a lot. I like to go walk somewhere and get lost. I draw. I'm really good at TF2 and Super Smash Bros. I like to write letters.

• What's your job or occupation?
  Student.

• What do you like about yourself?
  I took a couple improv classes and that automatically now makes me one of the funniest people alive (at least in the eyes of some people).

• What do you dislike about yourself?
  My sense of humor! I'm a really horny teenager. I don't know much about cooking. I'm a puny brat at times. I HAVE NEEDS. Yeah there's a lot of stuff.

• What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
  My eyebrows make me look primarily sad, but I'm quite friendly! I also ask a lot of neat questions. However, if someone first meets me and I really respect them, I am super nervous. It's like meeting a divine entity!

• What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
  I have a lot, however I believe coincidences are some of the most powerful things in the world. They do not serve any specific purpose, though, as far as I know. You gotta admit that they are pretty cool, tho.

• Do you drink?
  No. I don't like the taste. I come from a family of wine makers. Beer is kinda bleh.

• Do you smoke?
  No. I don't like the smell!

• What are your major fears?
  I fear I won't be able to help my family, and that I may be too late to help when they are on their deathbeds. They have helped me a lot, and I care about them very much, so I don't want to disappoint them. I know some people really talk about "WORK TO YOUR BEST POTENTIAL" and sound like big lameos, but I work hard because I've been given the opportunity to do so. Don't want to waste it! I also really fear the thought of having a thin, sharp needle being slowly stabbed into the middle of my eyes.

• Do you have any dreams or goals?
  I want to tell some great stories. I have a lot of vivid dreams, so I wanna use them well. I also want to own a house and make it a nice party zone. I want to shape the world into a very laid-back, safe place.

• Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
  A couple. I have one ex. We're still really cool. She now associates herself more as a guy now.

• Who's your best buddy?
  Back in SoCal, I had Archie. She really shaped me for the better. Now in the Bay Area, I have this one friend who is really tall, has a large afro, and has the biggest frown in the world. Do you want a commission from me, or want to do an art trade? Note me and I'll give you the price sheet. Thanks for actually reading, and this won't be on FA! On the other side, he has one of the biggest laughs, extremely funny, makes for a great chat, and is one of the funniest people I've ever met in my life. We play games together, make food, and generally get into trouble.

• What's your favorite dish?
  I dunno about dishes, but if you buy me a smoothie or pretzels, I will probably hang out with you for the rest of the day!

• What's your favorite drink?
  Mango smoothies.

• What's your favorite color?
  Turquoise, purple, and white.

• If you had a super power, what would it be?
  Super speed and all of the unrealistic things that come with it! I have this one fantasy of having the job of being one of the best delivery boys in the world with my speed. I would love that kind of job. I think turning into a giant would be pretty cool too, and all that entails... :>

• What's your favorite movie?
  Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory. Last Action Hero. The Wizard of Speed and Time. The Prince of Egypt. The Thief and the Cobbler. Who Framed Roger Rabbit. A lot more.

• What's your least favorite food?
  Terribly cooked food! Trust me, I'LL KNOW.

• What's the last meal you want before you die?
  You.

• What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
  I ride a bicycle, and I would really like to keep riding a bicycle. However, I wouldn't mind owning a mo-ped/scooter. If I had to get a car, I want it to be very safe and have great gas mileage.

• What is your most disliked bug?
  Spiders, but at times I find them really cute as well.

• What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
  There's a lot of small things, but they're mainly based in the internet, so I already don't take much stock in them. I get irked by people that never really seem to change when they have some obviously toxic parts of the personality. Stuck-in-a-Rut people, sorta speak. I don't mind some people who sound like smartasses, cause they're usually just kinda insecure, but there are some people who are just condescending, apathetic pricks! I also find :u, :U, :v and :V really dumb emoticons that people should not abuse. Unless you're a duck. Those emoticons are made for you. Quack!

• What do you dislike in life?
  People who expect complete respect from you, but believe they do not need to respect you back. I see this in people as well as corporations. It's really disheartening, and I don't want to hang out with you if that is the case!

• What do you like about life?
  I like that we have a large range of emotions, and that none of them are 100% bad. I believe we live in a very great time in our world, and while there is a lot of misfortune at the same time, I believe things can only get better if we really work for it. Wow that sounds sappy. Basically, a majority of our world is really chilled out, and that makes me feel great.