Q: Where are you staying?
A: In a hole in the ground surrounded by badgers, or somewhere in the hotel
Q: When will you be arriving and leaving?
A: Arriving Thursday, Departing Sunday, Partying ALLLLLL DAYYYYY
Q: Who will you be rooming with?
A: Come back to me later with that one.....
Q: Where will you be most of the time during the day/s?
A: Looking at art ,meeting Friends, making new friends, dance, dance, dance, DRANK
Q: What/where will you be eating?
A: The world's rarest truffle...pffft I dunno there is an assload of stuff in the area to choose from ^^
Q: Will you be having a room party?
A: I won't, if you want to invite me to one awesome, no party is complete with at least one Soul brotha to wreck it! ^^
Q: Will you be drinking and/or getting drunk?
Q: What is your gender?
A: Big floppy donkey dick
Q: How tall are you?
A: Whatever height your mom isn't
Q: If I approach you, will you chat with me?
A: Of course, however I only speak in cray, if you don't know cray you will be confused...and thirsty
Q: If I see you, how should I get your attention?
A: Yell "Free Milkshakes!" oh and you better have milkshakes >;c
Q: How many furry conventions have you attended?
Q: Do you own a fursuit?
A: What is this icy coldness that envelops my heart? It's slowly taking over my body, I sink into the dark abyss of the void.....and the answer is NO
Q: Can I hug or snuggle with you?
A: You must pass the soap test.
Q: How can I find you?
A: Just go up to every single black person at the con and ask "Hey Sugar tits, are you xana?" and the one that DOESN'T punch you in the face will be moi ^^
Q: Can I buy you drinks?
A: By all means please do! wag
Q: Can I look in your sketchbook?
A: I have a sketchbook, whether I bring said book is up to me, and my attorney.
Q: Can I take your picture?
A: Are you trying to take my soul with your film box? Ok, but I already owe some of it to Satan after you're finished...
Q: Do you do free art, trades, commissions, badges?
Q: Do you have a table in the Artist Alley / Dealer's Den or a panel in the Art Show? If so, what are you selling?
A: I SELL PROPANE
Q: Do you plan to volunteer?
A: Sorry I'm not volunteering, but i'm just going to put in up on refrigerator so everyone can see
Q: What's your goal for the con this year?
A: FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN FUN UFN UFUNF UFNFJNDFAKDJKLAFDJ;LADJFLJADFAJSDFL;AJD;FLKJADL;JALFK