What's your real name?

Ian. I know, shocking!

How old are you?

25

How tall are you?

5'8.5"

What's your natural hair color?

Dirty blonde/brownish. I used to be a quite Nordic blond.

What's your eye color?

Grayish green with a little bit of gold near the pupils. But I don't have Wilson's disease.

What's your orientation?

Biromantic heterosexual--meaning I go both ways romantically but only have sexual feelings, if any, toward girls.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

Taken by an awesome foxy!

What do you do in your spare time?

Internet, watch Netflix, play a little ukulele.

What's your job or occupation?

Customer service chat rep for a certain online streaming video provider.

What do you like about yourself?

I like how I haven't given up on life after going through so much.

What do you dislike about yourself?

My personal anxiety issues.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

"You're sweet!"

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

Somewhat Unorthodox Christian

Do you drink?

I do but I can't until I can safely stop taking Paxil.

Do you smoke?

Noooooooooope!

What are your major fears?

Dying alone; being unloved; becoming homeless

Do you have any dreams or goals?

Visiting Anthrocon at some point. More lofty is this: becoming a full-time stagehand for Blue Man Group!

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

Many crushes, a handful of exes.

Who's your best buddies?

Roary, Dart, Sleet, Tigron, Osric.

What's your favorite dish?

Pizza. Most partial to Neapolitan wood/coall/brick oven-style.

What's your favorite drink?

Caffeine-free Barq's. Or whole milk.

What's your favorite color?

Blue!

If you had a super power, what would it be?

Super strength.

Name 3 of your favorite movies?

Napoleon Dynamite, Young Frankenstein, Ratatouille.

What's your least favorite food?

I dunno, actually. I've never had soul food like chitlins so that's unfair to say I don't like it.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

'96 Ford Escort station wagon. Really want a Subaru Outback again.

What pet peeves do you have?

Leaving lights on when leaving a room; not cleaning up your own mess; sudden loud noises; obnoxiousness in general.

And passive-aggressiveness.

What do you dislike about life?

I kinda wish God would reveal Himself more and do the kinds of miracles He did in Bible times more often.

What do you like about life?

Meeting all kinds of people. And being at the top of the food chain.