DUH DUH DUH DUH, DUH DUH DUHHHHHHHHH (I had to try really hard not to break into song ok)

What's your real name?
Alistair. (Also my middle name is Elliot)

How tall are you?
I'm honestly not that sure. I can't remember the last time i checked. DEFINITELY OVER FIVE FOOT FIVE AND UNDER SIX FOOT.

What's your natural hair color?
Dark Brown.

What's your eye color?
Brown.

What's your orientation?
I've been orienteering once. I got lost. I couldn't read the map. And my whistle wasn't that loud.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Single. :V

What do you do in your spare time?
When I'm not looking for work. I dig video games a whole bunch.

What's your job or occupation?
I'm unemployed

What do you like about yourself?
It's not something I've really thought about. I've always through that I'm pretty honest and upfront with people. But this doesn't always work in my favor obviously as sometimes I have a habit of saying things without thinking..

What do you dislike about yourself?
My big dumb mouth

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I'm not quite sure. Probably that I'm loud and obnoxious 8T

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I believe in myself yo.

Do you drink?
Every now and then sure. Mostly coffee tho. What do you mean coffee isn't alcohol? 8T

Do you smoke?
NOPE.

What are your major fears?
Wasps 8T

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Get a job aaaaaaa

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yes, no.

Who's your best buddy?
I have a bunch. I'd feel uncomfortable naming them for dumb reasons of my own. But my friends know who they are and that I think they're pretty rad.

What's your favorite dish?
That one flowery china dish with the nice blue pattern.

What's your favorite drink?
COFFEE

What's your favorite color?
Green

If you had a super power, what would it be?
the power to punch guy fieri upside the head.

What's your favorite movie?
Fiddler on The Roof

What's your least favorite food?
Pretty much anything that isn't junk food 8T

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't drive. But if I DID. I always thought the bugatti veyron was kinda cool. I SAW IT IN TOP GEAR OK.

What is your most disliked bug?
WASPS AAAAAAAA

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I'm not really sure.

What do you dislike in life?
LOTS OF THINGS.

What do you love in life?
THINGSSSSSSSSSS