There are so many new people here, sure, what the hell!

What's your real name?

This is a mystery even to me.

Names you go by?

Felix, Blue, Myr (+slok, +mecophage, other variants), ascii, THAT DARN ANTEATER, many other things

How old are you?

25

How old do you feel/act?

90

How tall are you?

very short

What's your natural hair color?

brown

What's your eye color?

greenish

What's your orientation?

if you want to get all tumblr-wiki-word-fancy up in here, you could call me "poly-demi-romantic grey-asexual" but fuck that noise. I'm me. Just get to know me, let's not use labels.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

Taken in multiple ways, but open in others. Not looking.

What do you do in your spare time?

Grocery stores. I literally DO grocery stores. They are my hobby. I also research crustaceans, extinct megafauna, xenarthrans, and other stuff. I love bad television, so-bad-it's-good music (especially italo disco), synthesizers, and I'm a big traditional animation nerd. Oh, and I draw, and make music, too! Almost forgot those.

What's your job or occupation?

Humble internet-based cartoonery, though I do volunteer work for a place I can't name. I have had a ton of other jobs in the past, including retail, customer service, and electronics/mechanics.

What do you like about yourself?

My hair, my piercings, my tattoos, my glasses... uhh, hmm. My sense of humor, that's a reasonable one.

What do you dislike about yourself?

Mostly everything else!

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

I'm not my friends, so I have no idea.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

absolutely nothing, and I'm not a fan of organized religion. (I don't care if YOU'RE religious - just don't force it on me, and we're fine)

Do you drink?

Very rarely. I like hard cider, gin, and some schnapps, and if I'm at a certain bowling alley I'll always get a greyhound/salty dog, but I probably drink 4 or 5 times a year, if that.

Do you smoke?

Waaaaay too much.

What are your major fears?

Why would I share those in public with strangers?

Do you have any dreams or goals?

Finish the comic I started 7 years ago, animate something longer than a minute, touch a giant anteater IRL, play in an 80s cover band of some sort, maintain an aquarium large enough to keep a horseshoe crab, rescue all the cats in the world, many other things

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

yes to both

Who's your best buddies?

My three cats and the person that's still making me BLT's after all these years

What's your favorite dish?

Anything involving gravy, especially mashed potatoes.

What's your favorite drink?

Honeydew bubble tea (ice smoothie style, no milk) with traditional tapioca pearls AND banana boba. Also, Faygo Moon Mist or Peach.

What's your favorite color?

this should be obvious.

If you had a super power, what would it be?

Turn any food gluten free without making it nasty. Or shapeshifting. Or just be able to eat gluten. NO... Shapeshifting into anything I want that can also eat gluten.

Name 3 of your favorite movies

Aliens, The Neverending Story, Sleepaway Camp

Name 3 of your favorite shows

It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Check it Out! with Dr. Steve Brule, Here Comes Honey Boo Boo

What's your least favorite food?

Kielbasa

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

Nothing and double nothing!

What pet peeves do you have?

people who chew with their mouth open, the existence of hashtags, pretentiousness, too many things to list here

What do you dislike about life?

A lot of things.

What do you like about life?

A lot of things that aren't the previous lot of things (though there's probably some crossover)

I got tired halfway through this, sorry the answers started sucking! I'm hungry now.