Many of my friends have filled this out and I LOVE STUPID MEMES LIKE THIS, so I figured I jump on the bandwagon and fill it out too :D

What's your real name?
Ashley. How original. /sarcasm

How tall are you?
6'0"
I'm an Amazon :D

What's your natural hair color?
Brunette / Brown S:

What's your eye color?
Blue

What's your orientation?
I'm on the fence of figuring out if I'm straight or demi-sexual...I guess you could say I'm going through a phase of still trying to figure things out S:

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken

What do you do in your spare time?
Well when I'm NOT working, which is most of the time, I'm busy working on art, cooking, crafting, sewing, exercising, and running errands. I also enjoy listening to music and watching cartoons when I remind myself to sit down and put time aside to do so x)

What do you like about yourself?
Physically: Probably my eyes and my lips. I also love my hands.
Mentally / Personality: I guess I love my confidence. I know how to stand out in a crowd, and not necessarily in the bad, attention grabbing way. I also love my compassion for others as well as my sense of empathy.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I love my curves, but not the bumps and craters. I'm looking at shutting the cottage cheese factory down...if you catch my drift :B
AKA I HATE MY CELLULITE
I also hate how scatterbrained I can be and I don't like how I feel like I can never explain my thoughts. I know what I want to convey and say, but I feel like I can never get the words to come out right for people to understand.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
TALL
BOOBS
EYES

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
[Shamelessly stole this from portzebie]
Be excellent to each other.

Do you drink?
Socially! I very rarely get the urge to drink at home x)

Do you smoke?
I don't carry cigarettes on me anymore, but there are a few kinds that I will smoke socially if offered.
I also enjoy sugar cane based shisha for hookah.

What are your major fears?
Hmm. Failure and Rejection to those I look up to. I hate the thought of trying to impress someone I really look up to and they just cast you aside or don't even give two shits, or they're so disappointed in you that it hurts even more.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
-Finish school / Get my BA + Teaching Certs
-Land a successful career / Make a decent living
-Move out and get my own place; preferably with a certain someone ;)
-Be able to travel around the world; New York, Canada, Japan, Germany, England, Australia, etc
-Establish myself as a successful illustrator and painter; yes...I paint x)

Have you ever had a crush? Do you have an ex?
TONS of crushes and one friend I am no longer dating; I really don't like using the term "ex"

Who's your best buddy?
OH MAN, TOO MANY ; n ;

What's your favorite dish?
PFFFFT
YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ME CHOOSE JUST ONE?
Fine...anything carbon based, that isn't poisonous to my digestive tract and body, and can be easily digested and used for nutrients...also preferably something that tastes good...

What's your favorite drink?
HALF & HALF TEA, GREEN TEA FRAP, ICED CHAI TEA LATTE, AND MIDORI SOURS

What's your favorite color?
Green (preferably Chartreuse), Brown, Black, and Teal / Aqua

If you had a super power, what would it be?
THIS IS A REALLY TOUGH ONE. Like...super tough.
I think it would have to be a toss up between shape shifting and flying.

What's your favorite movie?
TOO MANY TO CHOOSE FROM AHHHH
I'll list a couple of my favorite flicks so you can get an idea of the things I'm into :)
-Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
-Coraline
-Paranorman
-Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil
-Se7en
-Moulin Rouge
-The Haunted World of El Superbeasto
-Hellboy
-Anything with Hugh Jackman. Seriously. Like...OMG

What's your least favorite food?
...THERE'S A FOOD I DON'T CARE FOR?
Hmm...well...Licorice, I guess? S:

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Classic, homemade fried chicken; 1 thigh & 1 drumstick. Louisiana Hot Sauce + Ketchup on the side.
1 plate of various, high quality sushi; 6-8 pieces.
1 bacon-cheeseburger with avocado
Seasoned curly fries
1 plate of nachos with mango salsa and salsa verde
1 slice of cherry pie with homemade whip cream
1 serving of strawberry shortcake
...You may be wondering where I'd cram it all. It's better not to ask such things...

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
Own: 2007 Ford Taurus
Would Like:
-Teal 1951 Ford Woody

• Yellow or Chartreuse Volkswagon Microbus
• Red or Mint Green 1959 Eldorado Cadillac

What is your most disliked bug?
THESE FUCKING THINGS
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblypygi

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
PEOPLE WHO CHEW WITH THEIR MOUTHS WIDE OPEN. JUST. EW. GROSS.
I also don't care for people who repeat something they think is funny when people don't immediately react. I call it the rule of thirds. The first time around it's like "OH HAHA. OKAY". Second time around "um...haha...yeah, heard you the first time". Third time around "OKAY. JEEZE. WE GET IT" By the third time, you're completely irritated or annoyed.
The person in question will do their joke or funny voice, or funny mocking laugh, etc, wait a few seconds, then repeat, the pause again, then repeat again. IDK what it is, but it'll just eat at me like "blugh"

What do you dislike in life?
I guess the thing I dislike the most about life is how every person will always, at least once, be considered a bad guy. Whether it is a justifiable "OMG YOU BURNED THAT ORPHAN ALIVE", to something like "OMG, you took the last cookie?! How can you be so selfish?!" or "YOU DON'T AGREE WITH MY SIDE OF THINGS. HOW COULD YOU."
I also don't like the fact that we as humans will be prejudice against a group of people; whether justifiable or not. In a -perfect- world, we'd be able to get along and help one another, etc...but realistically...there's always going to be that one group of people that gets on your nerves, you bitch about, and or are against them and their belief.
/soap box rant

What are some things that make you happy or that you enjoy thinking about?
The "boy next door", FOOD, ART, cartoons, exotic animals, cosplay, convention shenanigans, hanging out with my friends, drinking coffee at 3AM at the local diner, daydreaming about future vacations, thinking about my future and how happy I'll be to be out of school and finally be able to get a career started up.