What's your real name?
Patrick

How tall are you?
6'

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Blue (more of a gray, though)

What's your orientation?
Gaaaaaaaayyy

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Been with my boyfriend for... like five years officially but kinda more like seven.

What do you do in your spare time?
I read and play video games and stay up way too late browsing tumblr

What's your job or occupation?
Inbound call center, which is not as bad as it sounds

What do you like about yourself?
I'm told that I'm really kind.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I worry constantly that no one actually likes me.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
No clue, but these days people notice the beard.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Agnostic, I suppose.

Do you drink?
Very rarely

Do you smoke?
Nah, it gives me a headache to be around most kinds of smoke.

What are your major fears?
Being abandoned, having something happen to my boyfriend, and balloons popping.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I would like to see a few places like Machu Picchu and other ancient ruins, own a nice stereo system at some point, and have a dog again.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
http://www.kelsidoeshair.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/crushoneveryboy.jpg

Who's your best buddy?
Besides my boyfriend? Probably either my friend Darren or Brian. I love those guys.

What's your favorite dish?
Teriyaki Chicken. Teriyaki sauce makes everything better.

What's your favorite drink?
Boysenberry punch.

What's your favorite color?
Green

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation

What's your favorite movie?
That's a tough one, but I keep coming back to Smoke Signals and 50/50

What's your least favorite food?
Onions and spumoni ice cream

What's the last meal you want before you die?
A teriyaki chicken burrito.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
A 95 Toyota Corolla that has seen better days. I'd like an electric or hybrid car because I hate buying gas.

What is your most disliked bug?
Silverfish

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Hateful people, the phrase "I'm not asshole behavior, but...", unwarranted arrogance... basically anything that displays a disregard for other people.

What do you dislike in life?
In addition to the above, willfully ignorant people and people who think apathy makes them smart.