Woah I've never done one of these, well not in such great detail. If you're prepared to read this, note I legit dont know anything. // repeats IDK in almost every answer. Stole from just about everybody I follow.

What's your real name?

Ashlie. Uhh.. yeah. But I prefer Ash ;;

How tall are you?

5'4" ^ q ^ // Sometimes claims I'm 5'5"

What's your natural hair color?

B-Black Hair ( idk is anything rlly "black" )

What's your eye color?

Dark brown ~

What's your orientation?

I like guys a lot?? But I'm rlly into my female friends, if that makes...any..sense...no.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

Single, but I'm sure my waifu would kick anyone in the crotch if they tried to change that.

What do you do in your spare time?

I sleep like my life depends on it. I'm pretty good at it too! Other than that, I'm watching misc. vids on youtube.

What's your job or occupation?

Bed inspector. Preferably my own, gotta make sure it's doing its job, afterall...

What do you like about yourself?

SNORTS. Idk I guess I like that I enjoy collecting cutesy shit? I like that I look rlly masculine, so uhh makes me feel confident enough to step outside once in a while. I like that I can work hardcore to old episodes of Judge Judy or other day time television shows....god I'm like an old hag.

What do you dislike about yourself?

The fact that I get easily constipated, it hurts like hell, and I'm too lazy to change my diet. I'm a shut in. YELLS. So I dont leave my house more than like 3 times every 2-3 months. I have issues man....ah well. Uhh lessie, I'm not very good at socializing? And apparently my default expression is a really cranky one ( so I intimidate others, without even realizing it ) I cuss a LOT.
I'm really weak...like super weak. I get blisters on my hands from just mopping the floor and I cant seem to lift pots full of food either.... ^ q ^

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

SNORTS IDK. I dont usually ask, I guess they notice I'm a ball of energy.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

Too open minded to stick to one religion

Do you drink?

Nope

Do you smoke?

Ugh no, this question and the former, are always gonna be a no.

What are your major fears?

SCREEMS. Responsibility, growing up, spiders-- I dont mind em when. they're. not. in. my. space. people // whispers

Do you have any dreams or goals?

Nah, cant think of anything. I usually blank out or stress too much to think about the future properly.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

Yuh to both. Online exes tho pffff...

Who's your best buddy?

Uhhh p. sure they'd know.

What's your favorite dish?

YELLS I FORGOT TO EDIT THIS AHAHA.
Idk anything I dont pick at. I really like breaded chicken with rice tho.

What's your favorite drink?

Pepsi/Coke, Arizona Fruit Punch/Iced Tea, and maybe orange juice.

What's your favorite color?

I like pastel colors. So uhh if you happen to notice my DA nickname being pastie, its cuz my old username was Pastelv.

If you had a super power, what would it be?

Ability to shut ppl up, dear god. <-- and that should be a legit super power, excuse me

What's your favorite movie(S)?

Fuck.. uh cant decide on one. Digimon the movie, Princess Monoke, Brother Bear, Atlantis: The Lost Empire, Spirited Away....I cant // stares blankly at the moon

What's your least favorite food?

Pretzels or crackers by themselves. I'm a picky eater in general, but I get the urge to throw up -- or I end up doing so if I dont have something to drink quickly. I'm so fucking weird, halp.

What's the last meal you want before you die?

Probably all the fast food I can stuff into my mouth?? I'm honestly deprived of burgers and pizza, and I just need....need it LAFFS

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

I drive people insane. And I'd really like to drive my mom up the wall.

What is your most disliked bug?

Spiders, waterbugs and roaches.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?

People leaving my door wide open, especially when people are over and I want to avoid them at all costs. I guess another pp would be waking me up.

What do you dislike in life?

The inability to accept others. Its the seed that sparks a lot of conflict, but nothing can be done about it since its human nature. And super contridictive....so I guess I dislike the fact that life is full of contridictions.