This seems like something dumb enough that I would do it :u
I promise that I have answered all of these questions honestly <:

What's your real name?
Yahweh has given.

How tall are you?
0.000000000011885217637038 astronomical units

What's your natural hair color?
ddinrotlyb

What's your eye color?
緑とグレー

What's your orientation?
Currently south.

What do you do in your spare time?
Panic.

What's your job or occupation?
I don't have one yet but it's going to be to read, listen, talk, and write :3 Greatest. Job. Ever.

What do you like about yourself?
J'aime presque toute de moi. Je m'adore vers totalement.

What do you dislike about yourself?
No mucho.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Why are you so weeeeird??? And smart and nice!!! But so weird!

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
tsihddub dab/yzal a ma i

Do you drink?
Is there a difference between a dromedary and a camel? And how frequently do people know the answer to that?

Do you smoke?
0110111001101111

What are your major fears?
That I might switch it :c Or not get into a place that has good courses for it :c

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I have dreams every night, but I don't own any goals :u I don't play team sports and thus own no equipment from them.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
[wy:] [e:] [wy:]

Who's your best buddy?
My cat :3 She's my babby. And will be. Forever. Mine <3

What's your favorite dish?
The really pretty one we have that's white and has purple flowers on it ; v ;

What's your favorite drink?
Chocolat chaud, honêtment.

What's your favorite color?
#A5A5A5, but shiny

If you had a super power, what would it be?
The ability to talk to other human beings without being paralyzed with fear.

What's your favorite movie(s)?
My favorite movies is [redacted]

What's your least favorite food?
Pickles. And bananas. Ironically.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
That's a long ways off...

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive my friends crazy :3 I would like to drive a two-sail boat more often. Or maybe just a laser.

What is your most disliked bug?
All of them ;m;

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
I don't really mind peoples' pet peeves. I don't see why I should be disliking someone's dislike of something :u And I don't dislike any of my own pet peeves. That would be silly.

What do you dislike in life?
The lack of metaphorical and literal magic in peoples' hearts.

I hope you guys still believe me that I did not lie in this entire post. Assuming you read. You shouldn't have. This is ridiculous. I only did it because I'm bored. :3