What's your real name?
Joel... though not as badass as the Joel from "The Last of Us"

How tall are you?
6'2"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown/Brunette?

What's your eye color?
Blue/greenish

What's your orientation?
Straight/borderline pansexual?

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Married to the lovely Claudy. :P

What do you do in your spare time?
Draw, rage at games, sleep.

What's your job or occupation?
Housekeeping phone operator/Freelance artist

What do you like about yourself?
Ummmm.... I make people smile sometimes?

What do you dislike about yourself?
looks at my gut While pretty trivial....

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
What an angry guy...

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Nothing is true. Everything is permitted.

Do you drink?
Rarely nowadays.

Do you smoke?
Nope

What are your major fears?
Spiders, death only in the fact that I leave my loved ones behind without guidance.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To draw professionally.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
YYYuuup

Who's your best buddy?
Claudy, John, and many others who I skype with.

What's your favorite dish?
Sushi/Beef Wellington (when done right)

What's your favorite drink?
If I can ever find it again... Sarsaparilla

What's your favorite color?
Blue

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Shape shifting.

What's your favorite movie?
Too many, but at the top seems to be Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Big Lebowski, Sweeny Todd, Fifth Element, Citizen Kane, and others.

What's your least favorite food?
Minestrone soup x.x...

What's the last meal you want before you die?
If not my favorite dish, then a simple rum and coke can work just as well.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a bicycle, and want to drive......A 1967 Cadillac, El Dorado convertible
Hot pink with whaleskin hub caps and all leather cow interior
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights, yeah
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby at 115 mph

Getting one mile per gallon, sucking down quarter pounder
Cheese burgers from McDonald's in the old fashioned
Non-biodegradable Styrofoam containers
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers

I'm gonna wipe my mouth with the American flag
And then I'm gonna toss the Styrofoam container right out the side
And there ain't a goddamned thing anybody can do about it
You know why? Because we got the bombs, that's why

Two words, nuclear fucking weapons, okay?
Russia, Germany, Romania
They can have all the democracy they want
They can have a big democracy cake walk
Right through the middle of Tienanmen square

And it won't make a lick of difference
Because we've got the bombs, okay? John Wayne's not dead
He's frozen and as soon as we find the cure for cancer
We're gonna thaw out the duke and he's gonna be pretty pissed off
You know why? Have you ever taken a cold shower?

Well multiple that by 15 million times
That's how pissed off the Duke's gonna be
I'm gonna get the Duke and John Cassavetes

(Hey)
And Lee Marvin
(Hey)
And Sam Peckinpah
(Hey)
And a case of whiskey and drive down to Texas
(Hey, you know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you just shut-up and sing the song pal

((Read more: Dennis Leary - I'm An Asshole Lyrics | MetroLyrics))

What is your most disliked bug?
Spiders.... bleh....

What is your biggest pet peeve?
Egotistical narcissistic blame shifting whiney little pricks atm....

What do you dislike in life?
Reverse Karma... where you do a lot of good for others and the situation just gets worse for you. Seems like lately being an asshole to some (granted most who deserve it) has given me better luck... still reverse karma in my eyes... and i hate it...