Why not?

What's your real name?
Kyle

How tall are you?
5'6" ( not gonna lie I had to measure to be sure)

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
I like dicks

Are you single, taken or undecided?
Taken, been together for 8 years this month

What do you do in your spare time?
Well aside from drawing-- play games, watch Netflix, TUMBLR, drink, and work on various other projects.

What's your job or occupation?
I groom dogs

What do you like about yourself?
I like to think I have good common sense and am down to earth. I'm also pretty nice and easy to get along with I think.

What do you dislike about yourself?
SHY. God dammit this is the most frustrating thing. I know I CAN be talkative when I get to know people, but at first I blank out completely. It's really bad when it's someone I want to be friends with and online for some reason.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
I don't really know. That I'm balding maybe?

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I usually define myself as pretty strongly atheist, though I have entertained the thought that maybe there's something. Not like a god but a collective awareness

Do you drink?
yeah, I love drinking with friends =)

Do you smoke?
Yes and more than I should

What are your major fears?
I'm afraid of making a fool of myself and making a bad impression.
Also: aliens, dark water and half-submerged things especially if they don't belong in the water, and garbage/car compactors

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Honestly, I'd like to be a suit maker. That's my current goal

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I've had exactly one ex, and a few crushes. Also lots and lots of character/cartoon crushes

Who's your best buddy?
Frisbee puppy! Seriously one of the best friends I've ever had

What's your favorite dish?
haha pickled okra. Oh or bread pudding...cheese anything....

What's your favorite drink?
Coffee

What's your favorite color?
I think green or yellow

If you had a super power, what would it be?
teleportation would be fun.

What's your favorite movie?
I think My Neighbor Totoro may be my favorite. Or Pom Poko. Both really beautiful feel good movies

What's your least favorite food?
Mango. Makes me nauseated

What's the last meal you want before you die?
fuck it I'm about to die idc

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
An '08 Kia Rio. I'm not really a car person but a friend used have this Cabriolet which was so much fun.

What is your most disliked bug?
I don't really mind bugs and try to avoid killing them, but FUCK MOSQUITOS

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
dishonesty. Seriously gets under my skin. If we can't trust each other what's the point?

What do you dislike in life?
Ignorance. Failed capitalism. Organized religion. Bigotry.