Well all teh cool kids r doing it sos I better get to it.

What's your real name?
Tim

How tall are you?
5' 7"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown

What's your eye color?
Brown

What's your orientation?
I'm still deciding this. Like I'm sure I'm bisexual, but I mostly can see myself only having a relationship with a guy, but also nothing really turns me on unless it's fat, and sex isn't a big deal for me so I might be Asexual idk

Are you single, taken or undecided?
This year will be my 8th year with Shippo, so taken.

What do you do in your spare time?
Color commissions I get, try to draw and fail, try to write and moderately succeed, watch movies and play games

What's your job or occupation?
I work at Walmart sadly

What do you like about yourself?
Nothing really, anything I like I find ways to dislike it right away.

What do you dislike about yourself?
Everything, mainly how crappy my body is.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
How annoying I was.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Agnostic, but I do feel there's a God, but he doesn't give a shit about us like the religions do. I view us more like SimCity (best analogy I can think of) where he helped set us up, then he just watches for major shit, but also there's a shitton of other "games" going so sometimes he has to focus on them more and shit just happens here and he didn't notice shrug
But even when he's payin attention he's not like, intent on every little thing we do, so stupid things like gays and sins and stuff he dgaf about, just if you rape or murder or something like that.

Do you drink?
I used to as a teen, never really got drunk tho so just stopped bothering

Do you smoke?
Again as a teen, tho that was from peer pressure and as soon as I got out of HS I dropped it

What are your major fears?
That I'll die before I can live with Shippo, or I'll die like shortly into living with him and not get to spend a decent amount of time with him.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
Dreams are making a graphic novel and getting to be like at least 800+ pounds
Goals are to survive life as long as I can, make it to at least 400 pounds, and at least get my story all written out

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
I have an IRL ex from a girl I "dated" in middle school (we dated in the sense that we hung out exclusively with each other, held hands once in awhile, bought each other shit, but we never kissed or officially called it dating)
I had a semi-girlfriend online as well, we cared deeply for each other and would constantly talk whenever we could, and we did say we loved each other a lot, but she lived on the other side of the globe so it was something that wasn't gonna turn into a real thing.

Who's your best buddy?
Loki (metroidbob) and Zarr are in a tie

What's your favorite dish?
Pizza

What's your favorite drink?
Dr. Pepper or Pepsi, depending on the occasion

What's your favorite color?
Purple

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Ability to create whatever I wanted out of thin air, even if it was something that doesn't logically exist

What's your favorite movie?
Spaceballs

What's your least favorite food?
Pork Chops I suppose (I'm just going off foods I've eaten in recent memory that I'll eat but not particularly like, I hate a lot of foods)

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Chicken Parmesan and a brownie

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a Chevy Prizm. I'd like to be driving just about anything else, besides a truck or suv.

What is your most disliked bug?
Asian lady beetle, fuckers overrun my house every spring/fall and stink like no tomorrow when you kill them

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
People being stupid, like driving/walking and just being in their own little world, or not understanding how shit works and then getting mad when someone tries to tell them and they don't get it or understand

What do you dislike in life?
Just my job situation and the world as a whole. Wish people would just learn to live their own lives and stop giving a shit what other people do with theirs. Wish I got treated better at my job or just could find a better one.