BANDWAGON! (stolen from lilyface)

What's your real name?
[REDACTED]

How tall are you?
5' 10"

What's your natural hair color?
Brown with red tinges.

What's your eye color?
Grayish-blue.

What's your orientation?
I am bisexual. I prefer this term over pansexual or omnisexual, because those terms imply that you are attracted to everything, including animals, trees, bicycles, etc.

Are you single, taken or undecided?
I am in a monogamous relationship with Vici

What do you do in your spare time?
I draw, write, play SWTOR, and generally laze about.

What's your job or occupation?
Student/Freeloader

What do you like about yourself?
I like my eyes and my butt.

What do you dislike about yourself?
My laziness and forgetfulness.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
The fuck do I look like, a telepath?

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I was born and raised Catholic, but I have since stopped being religious.

Do you drink?
Yeeeup.

Do you smoke?
Smoke what? Tobacco? Weed? Cocks?

What are your major fears?
Insects and spiders, but not tarantulas.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To be financially stable and independent.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Both are a yes.

Who's your best buddy?
Vici and my roommate Brett.

What's your favorite dish?
I love cooking and eating my jambalaya.

What's your favorite drink?
Non-alcoholic is a Sprite, alcoholic is a Jameson and ginger ale or a 312.

What's your favorite color?
I like grays and deep blues. But this is always subject to change.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Teleportation.

What's your favorite movie?
Seven, Fight Club, Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (the David Fincher one), Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels.

What's your least favorite food?
Anchovies.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
Seafood buffet, but it's all fresh.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I drive a 2009 Prius, but I'd love to get a Tesla.

What is your most disliked bug?
All of them. I hate bugs.

What pet peeves do you have?
Leaving lights on.

What do you like most about life?
That it exists...? I don't fuckin' know.