What's your real name?

Jarrad

Names you go by?

Jarrad, assporn, ap, and Qwerty

How old are you?

24

How old do you feel/act?

Depends. Sometimes 40, sometimes 15.

How tall are you?

~6'2"

What's your natural hair color?

A REALLY, REALLY dark red that looks black until held up against a black surface.

What's your eye color?

Somewhere between Russet and Chocolate.

What's your orientation?

Biseximakle

Are you single, taken or undecided?

Single

What do you do in your sparetime?

Video games, internet, listening to music, and drawing.

What's your job or occupation?

I guess you can say I'm a commission artist, though I hardly ever get commissions, anymore. So, otherwise, unemployed. :T

What do you like about yourself?

I pretend I'm the greatest thing to ever exist to cover up and repair the "I think no one likes me because everything is wrong with me" level of self-esteem.

What do you dislike about yourself?

Basically almost everything, but I dislike how my personality is basically, "Love me or hate me"

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

That I'm very annoying. I actually annoyed someone so much, the gauge flipped around and turned into friendship.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

Science.

Do you drink?

Only socially, and even then, not much. MAYYYBE a shot or two. I'm thinking of not doing it, anymore.

Do you smoke?

Never. I respect my lungs and oxygen intake, tyvm.

What are your major fears?

That I will fizzle out without making an impact. Or that I'll be a min-wage worker and fade into the background.

Do you have any dreams or goals?

Becoming either a famous artist, famous musician (radio singer or Broadway), or a scientist (either at the local Science Center, a science teacher, or someone like Bill Nye)

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

MANY

Who's your best buddies?

Digitally, I'd say Astrozerk04, and many, MANY others. She's my favoritest/bestliest, though.

What's your favorite dish?

Fettuccine Alfredo with steak slices.

What's your favorite drink?

V8 Fusion+Energy Pomegranate+Blueberryn and well-done coffee

What's your favorite color?

Purple

If you had a super power, what would it be?

I would like access to magics.

Name 3 of your favorite movies

Bringing Down the House, Coraline, and Legally Blonde

Name 3 of your favorite shows

Current: Steven Universe, Vicious, and Game of Thrones
Past: Rocko's Modern Life, Rugrats, and Courage the Cowardly Dog (from what I can quickly recall)

What's your least favorite food?

Anything with cabbage, mushrooms, corn, fish, or olives. Many other "ingredients" as well, but I'm not SUPER picky, those things just taste vile to me.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

Nothing, and a car designed just like Club Kid from Twisted Metal III

What pet peeves do you have?

Improper grammar, spelling, punctuation, manners (ESPECIALLY people being on their phones in social outings); people who defend things I don't like as if it's going to change it; TAKING MY FOOD WHEN I DO NOT GIVE CONSENT; NOT WASHING YOUR HANDS AFTER YOU GO TO THE BATHROOM...Basically, anything that would set off a prim and proper person. SOOO many people are ill-mannered louts.

What do you dislike about life?

In America, EVERYTHING is a business. And how hard it is to say how useful I am on paper. I don't have a degree, so I look like I'm worthless in this country. And how everything is a vicious cycle. I don't have money, so I can't get into school, so I can't get a job, so I don't have money.
And that there's no such thing as magic.

What do you like about life?

Friends.