Here, Internet, let me bare my very soul to you:

What's your real name?
Tom. Pleased to meet ya!

How tall are you?
A hair under 5'11"

What's your natural hair color?
Honey blonde

What's your eye color?
Bluuuuueeeeee

What's your orientation?
Gold star gay

Are you single, taken, or undecided?
Been with my guy for 8 years!

What do you do in your spare time?
I enjoy cooking, cleaning (really!), reading nonfiction, drawing/painting, chatting with friends, and playing a shameful amount of video games.

What's your job or occupation?
Nothing right now, looking for a decent job. In the meantime, see the first two items directly above.

What do you like about yourself?
No idea! I guess I'm pretty happy with myself in general.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I swear way too goddamned much.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Probably my hair. People are always wanting to touch my hair! It's not even THAT nice.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
Don't really think about it too much.

Do you drink?
Yup.

Do you smoke?
Nope.

What are your major fears?
I once read a story about a spelunker who got stuck upside down in a really dark cave underground and it was like the freakiest thing I'd ever heard of. So, I guess that.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
I want to be a better painter!

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yes and yes!

Who's your best buddy?
On Weasyl? Shouting out to Unimpressive

What's your favorite dish?
It's so hard to pick a favorite when there are so many delicious things out there. I wanna try them all!

What's your favorite drink?
Judging by the amount of it I drink, probably tea! Especially black teas.

What's your favorite color?
Orange is a really neat color. It's also kinda under-appreciated, and I like sticking up for the little guy.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Flying would be super cool.

What's your favorite movie?
Hard to say. I did watch The Station Agent recently, and it was really good.

What's your least favorite food?
Canned peas, probably. They taste like swimming pools.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
I'm hoping that by the time I'm about to die they invent those really neat pills that you stick in the microwave and then you pull out a huge turkey like in The Fifth Element, so I don't have to pick just one thing.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I don't have a car; living downtown makes that wonderfully unnecessary.

**What is your most disliked bug?
CENTIPEDES, UGH. They're horrible little bastard monsters from hell. Millipedes are all right though.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
It takes a lot to rattle me, honestly.

What do you dislike in life?
Aww, this is such a negative thing to go out on. Can I talk about cats instead? They're really cool. I love cats.