What's your real name?

My chosen name is Noah.

How tall are you?

Bout 5'6"

What's your natural hair color?

Changes, was a platinum blond babe and now and brown going on black.

What's your eye color?

Greenish hazel

What's your orientation?

Pansexual! I LUST AFTER ALL THE THINGS.

Are you single, taken or undecided?

Poly! I have some very lovely close people like Trysta in official'ish relationships and some more nebulous things.

What do you do in your spare time?

Read. I read everything. I bought a kindle. It was the best decision I've made in a long time. Other than that I draw and I USED to play with my animals but now I just watch videos of birds on youtube and pine. also documentaries. often. on repeat. for hours.

What's your job or occupation?

Frustrated peasant

What do you like about yourself?

I guess I'm kinda smart and I can draw better than average?

What do you dislike about yourself?

all the things

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?

Probably that I make a fantastic Teal'c face. Idk, probably my art in reality. That's how I meet most of my friends.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?

Fuck, I don't know. Agnostic I guess with a lot of spiritual philosophies cherrypicked from multiple sources.

Do you drink?

Occassionally! Mostly a social drinker.

Do you smoke?

Sorrrrttttt of? I don't mind having like, one puff maybe once in a huge while, but it's pretty overwhelming so it tends to be a grand total of smoking one whole cigarette equivalent a year, if that. I do however really like vaping, and would probably reasonably often smoke weed if I could get access to it. It helps with my anxiety a lot.

What are your major fears?

PEOPLE and CROWDS and LARGE SPAGES and SMALL SPACES and CARS and DRIVING and well a lot of things. Consistent major fears are humans and I do have a phobia of caterpillars (phobias are kinda distinct from fears tho)

Do you have any dreams or goals?

I would love to establish a permaculture commune with people close to me. As for goals, I'm aiming for getting to the States to be with my poly family.

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?

I have many, many crushes. I have a couple of exes, only one really lumpy one.

Who's your best buddy?

Trysta, Tiven (my housemate), DangerMittens, Condor (my pigeon son), Kitten (my cat).

What's your favorite dish?

Mangoes. I love all the foods, though, bigtime foodie.

What's your favorite drink?

Water vies with amarula for this one.

What's your favorite color?

fuck i dunno

If you had a super power, what would it be?

Shapeshifting! (with retention of intelligence/mind, of course!)

What's your favorite movie?

Lilo and Stitch, Paranorman, Pan's Labyrinth, Totsi, Ten Canoes, How to Train Your Dragon, Pacific Rim, Princess Mononoke, District 9, REIGN OF FIRE (such a trash movie I love it)

What's your least favorite food?

i swear to god if you eat beef cashew nut microwavable meals in my vicinity I will douse you in holy water and throw you into the river. that shit smells evil.

What's the last meal you want before you die?

I have no idea, I'll probably change my mind about what it is by the time I get there anyway. A mango?

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?

NO DRIVE NO.

What is your most disliked bug?

I LIKE BUGGGGGSSSSSSSS. all the bugs. my least liked bug is. um. probably. fuck. idk. invertebrates are really cool.

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?

Willful ignorance. Willful malevolence. Ignorant malevolence. People who ignore or disrespect consent, in all situations. People who abuse or neglect living things, physically AND mentally. Arbitrary measures of worth, intelligence and skill. Bigotry. Capitalism (and put-all-your-eggs-in-one-basket type government systems in general). The absolutely bizarre and stupid idea that humans are in any way meaningfully distinct from any other type of living thing.

What do you dislike in life?

Forms and bureaucracy. I hate anxiety attacks. I am rapidly beginning to dislike doctors and the medical complex in general. Taxes. Also American tipping what the hell america what are you even thinking that is so bizarre stahp.