What's your real name?
Aremay. Got to meet me in real life to get my actual name, so let's stick with pretend animal people on the internet name.

How tall are you?
6'4" - or "OOOOH, HAVEN'T YOU GROWN?"

What's your natural hair colour?
Brown

What's your eye colour?
Blueish

What's your orientation?
Homosexual/Rain Bringer

Are you single, taken or undecided?
ALL THE SINGLE LADIES

What do you do in your spare time?
I play computer games, read, explore medieval churches (see gallery), shout at people and attempt to nourish a social life.

What's your job or occupation?
Postgraduate student.

What do you like about yourself?
That I'm still here.

What do you dislike about yourself?
I've got a list of these that's longer than a Leonard Cohen song.

What did your friends notice about you when they first met you?
Height, often. Or that I'm so loud and my limbs move so much when I talk.

What is your belief/religion if you believe in anything at all?
I believe in God.

Do you drink?
Yes, but not when writing.

Do you smoke?
No.

What are your major fears?
So many to choose from. I'll go with heights and darkness.

Do you have any dreams or goals?
To have my own BBC Four series~

Have you ever had a crush or an ex?
Yes.

Who's your best buddy?
I couldn't possibly pick one of my amazing friends to be best. Perhaps Jonny.

What's your favourite dish?
Roast beef with the trimmings.

What's your favourite drink?
Whatever my brother makes me, for he is an amazing bartender.

What's your favourite colour?
UN Blue.

If you had a super power, what would it be?
Flight. If it was a lame superpower, it would be the ability to turn Pepsi into Diet Pepsi, but not back again.

What's your favourite movie?
Thirteen Days.

What's your least favourite food?
Aubergine.

What's the last meal you want before you die?
No idea.

What do you drive and what would you really like to drive?
I can't drive, though some point I'll get an automatic licence and save up for a second-hand Jag.

What is your most disliked bug?
Maggots :c

What pet peeves do you dislike the most?
Poor spelling. Hence why I've corrected this meme.

What do you dislike in life?
Bad manners and hygiene.