Today I spent most of the day watching videos again, but I've already completed another campaign of AoE II. Only one more to go! But after watching enough TTT video, I wanted to play the game real bad but the servers just wouldn't work so I decided to fuck this and try to fix it again. Figured it might be a UDnP issue so I went to my router's gateway and tried to login but no matter the username and password I entered, it wouldn't work so I tried the default ones and it still didn't work so I figured I'd reset my router to its factory settings and that'd send it back to default username/password so I did, but I still couldn't login. Tried everything again and looked around for a clue to no avail. Tried phoning my ISP to figure out wth was going on but it was closed by that time so I gave up and went to give the game one last chance before going to watch more videos or whatever and... well I just stopped playing. Ends up resetting my router changed its encryption settings back to default and that somehow makes the game work. Downside is now Pokemon HeartGold's wifi won't work anymore since it only works on WEP, which is the obsolete encryption setting I had set it on. Yeah, WEP can mess things up but I had no idea it'd mess up multiplayer games. Heck, I think my Internet is actually smoother now, screw HeartGold I'm staying with whichever it is now (probably WPA2).

TL;DR: I fixed my Internet completely by accident. Derp.