(Inspired by a pencil sketch I'm working on of Exile.)
EXILE: Wearing Jack Frost hat, frosting windows with ice vision. I love playing Jack Frost!
HUNTER: Wow, buddy! That looks awesome!
SHAG and MUZZLE: Approving dog noises.
BLITZ: (Dismissive) Ja, ja, go ahead und frost ze vindows, just don't come nipping at my nose, or I vill have to go biting at your butt!
EXILE: Don't be weird boy.
BLITZ: How am I ze veird boy ven you are ze vun vearing a silly, girly elf hat!
EXILE: Hey! I love silly, girly elf hat!
HUNTER: Calm down, you two. I think I know how to solve this.
Runs out at super-speed and runs back in a moment later.
HUNTER: Exile, you can be the upbeat, sympathetic Jack Frost from Rankin-Bass' "Jack Frost" and Blitz --
Produces another Jack Frost hat.
HUNTER: You can be the spiteful, jealous Jack Frost from Rankin-Bass' "Frosty's Winter Wonderland."
BLITZ: Nein, nein! I do not vant ze --
Hunter puts hat on Blitz's head.
BLITZ: Impressed, looks at self in reflection from frosted window Oooooooooh!
EXILE: Hey! I thought you said hat was silly and girly!
BLITZ: It vas! But ze moment it touched my noble Doberman brow, it became distinguished und manly!
EXILE: You cannot even frost windows!
BLITZ: So? Grins My teeth are as sharp and beautiful as icicles! Und my icy glare is cold enough to freeze evildoers in zeir tracks...mit fear!
COLLEEN: enters Oh, Exile! Points at window. Did you do this?! It's beautiful! You're a perfect Jack Frost!
BLITZ: Ahem.
COLLEEN: Aside to Exile Um...who's that bloke supposed to be?
BLITZ: But I am vearing ze exact same hat as he is! How can you know who he is and not me?!
COLLEEN: Oh, how silly of me! I know exactly who you are! You're the spiteful, jealous Jack Frost from Rankin-Bass' "Frosty's Winter Wonderland!"
BLITZ: (Joyful) Finally! She knows who I am! I am never taking zis hat off!
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Nicely random and fit for the series and the season. BTW, Merry Christmas to you too, Animagusurreal. :)