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My armpit's yearly maintenance will occupy me till the day after tomorrow by DeRiften

Since this morning I've been wanting to play Diablo III but when I hopped on around 9:00am, the server was under its almost yearly maintenance. Of course. It was supposed to end around 2:00pm so I just went and played Torchlight II instead for a while then kept watching Nova's Happy Wheels videos and around 2:30pm I went back to Diablo III and surprise, they were having technical difficulties and expecting it to be fixed by 5:00pm. Whoopledoo, more Happy Wheels videos and actual gameplay, hopped on Runescape for a few minutes since a friend of mine did me a favor (he told me what to eat for supper) and he keeps bothering me to hop in and say hi to his clan. I did, everybody in the clan was afk, the new Runescape sucks ass and the new interface is a clunky and confused piece of garbage; I'm still glad I quit. I mean when oldschool came out I was hyped as fuck and nolifed it for months but eh, it gets old (school) after a while, especially since it has the old soundpack that's annoying as all fucks. Oh well, after supper I went back to check on Diablo III and it was finally fixed so that's what I played till I got my dose and went back to Happy Wheels. The end!

Oh and I busted my bandwidth cap the day before yesterday thanks to finishing Mass Effect 2 and downloading almost half a dozen games to try and find one to entertain me till I got Mass Effect 3, so no more streaming or uploading songs till next month! (that is, the day after tomorrow)

Finally, since I tried out a new brand of deodorant, it doesn't stop me from sweating (which is good since sweating is the way your body cools down so antiperspirant deodorants are super bad for you), but holy shit my sweat smells DELICIOUS. I just wanna sniff my armpits all day and give it a lick, ffs. It smells like... I have no idea, it's really hard to describe. Like an old coin that's been sitting in the pocket of your freshly washed jeans all day on a hot day? Also with just a minuscule hint of vinegar, just enough to give it a fruity note. It's super weird but hot dang I wanna eat myself.

My armpit's yearly maintenance will occupy me till the day after tomorrow

DeRiften

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    Have a nice meal?