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So a Jew farts on an autistic child... by DeRiften

I had the brilliant idea to eat delicious hummus and now I can't stop farting, blarg I'm dying. Since I woke up I knew I had the urge to watch a movie about Jews so I figured I'd go buy hummus at the grocery store. Well, the God of Groceries favored me once again. What's the results of 50% heaven this time, you might ask? A nice brie cheese, hummus and garlic bread. Add to that the bologna, lettuce and wine I already had and you can guess I watched dat Jew movie while eating like a Jew! The movie was the Sword of Gideon btw, some true story about a mossad team on a mission to get revenge against the Olympic terrorists of '72. Really good movie and lasts three freakin' hours so check it out! Tis' the third time I watch it and I still pop it in every year or so when I start to forget about it.

Other than that, the highlight of the day was without a doubt that one moment in Mass Effect 2 when I beat the Overlord DLC. God did I rage at that damn thing. I won't spoil but it involves a scientist exploiting his cripplingly autistic brother in order to get recognized by the higher-ups. Torture, mental abuse, that kinda stuff. Seeing as I have assburger and have been exploited and mentally abused by the system back in highschool, I can totally relate and thus the whole thing just makes me cringe and rage deep inside.

So a Jew farts on an autistic child...

DeRiften