Don't forget to commission me! ;)

No, j/k, I'm actually posting to say DON'T FORGET MY BIRTHDAY! It is soon and then I will be 31 years old. Earth years. 31 rotations around the sun, aw yeah. I didn't think I'd make it to 30, but here I am. Suck it, chronic depression, agoraphobia, and bi-polar disorder!

But no seriously, commission me.