You know, I've been living with the same roommate for months and I must say he's by far the best roommate I've ever had!

I mean sure we don't really talk since he's active at night while I'm active at day but like half an hour before I go to sleep, he wakes up and starts walking around the apartment looking if something's changed and his things are still there or... I dunno. He's pretty mysterious and keeps to himself. He doesn't do any noise, doesn't start parties, he doesn't leave messes in corners, he doesn't invite his friends and family over and he even keeps uninvited visitors away!

Oh and btw, he's a spider.