I'm kinda sad not to be 34 any more. I mean, that's the best number, after all.

I'm the big 3-5 today.

Now, I know what you're all thinking... "Gosh, that's old. older than dinosaurs, even! This person deserves a reward for SURVIVING to such a ripe old age! If only there were some way I could SHOWER him with gifts!"

Well guess what? There IS!

(WARNING, INCOMING SHILL.... WARNING, INCOMING SHILL...)

You could DONATE TO MY PATREON!

Why? Because it's the gift that keeps on giving! Every dollar you donate gets you an entry into my monthly raffle, where winners can get free art requests. However, unlike normal raffles, your entries are not discarded until you win something. That means if you even donate $1 a single time, you will eventually win something. Even if I eventually close this contest, I will continue to award prizes until all entries have been accounted for.

So donate today! Because... it's my birthday!

https://www.patreon.com/hentaiboy

HB
(ugh... I feel dirty now. And this is coming from a smut peddler...)