I just came up with a song parody and I need to write this down, so might as well share it too

Kitty cat kitty cat
oh kitty kitty kitty
kitty cat, kitty cat

(budum bum bum)

kitty cat kitty cat
tell me why
you're just so cute you're such a cutie pie
but when I'm near you then suddenly
I get caught up in my allergies

oh kitty

Kitty cat kitty cat
oh kitty kitty kitty
kitty cat, kitty cat

(budum bum bum)

kitty cat kitty cat
tell me why
that when I pet you I feel like I'm gonna die
it's just not fair I don't know what to do
but it doesn't stop me from loving you!

oh kitty

Kitty cat kitty cat
oh kitty kitty kitty
kitty cat, kitty cat

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