Hardly ever post stuff here. Deigned to give it some attention. Damn I am bored.

Here goes:

Canadian
[x] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[x] You know what poutine is
[ ] You speak some french.
[x] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
[x] "Play Money" is green.
[ ] You understand the phrase "I left my toque on the chesterfield"
[ ] Kraft Dinner is a meal, not a side dish.
Total = 5

(I don't even know any Canadians who know what that phrase means...)

British
[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[x] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.
[x] It's football...not soccer.
Total = 7

(I grew up with, and hang out with, way too many damn Brits. I've never even stepped foot on UK soil.)

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[] You love the beach.
[x] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[x] You have an Australian something
Total = 4

(On that last one, does a didj count?)

Italian
[x] The Sopranos is a great show.
[] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[] You know Italian songs.
[] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[] You speak some italian.
[] You are under 5'10''
[] You know what an italian horn is
[] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[x] You talk with your hands.
Total = 3

(And no comments about tiramisu, canoli, or spumoni. Weird.)

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[] You talk fast occasionally.
[] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[x] You know what platanos are.
Total = 3

(Como estas mi elote, ese.)

Russian
[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total = 4

(This one just doesn't make any sense. Not nearly cheeki-breeki enough.)

Irish
[] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[] You like the color green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's Day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[] You have blonde hair.
[x] You have/had freckles.
[] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total = 5

(I'm the first non-Eire-looking person of the family living in the US.)

African American
[ ]You say nigga/nukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun.
[] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[] You can dance.
[] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total = 3

(I also don't have a tendency to scream "THAT'S RACIST" at everything I disagree with.)

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total = 2

(What, no comments about anime or communism?)

German
[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi.
[x] You went to Pre-school.
[x] You're over 5'2
Total = 6

(I really ought to try one of those online language courses...)

American
[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[ ] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion...
[ ] ...but love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total = 0

(Holy shit, I'm really not good at being American. Maybe I really should move...)