It's almost time for Furry Fiesta 2016! You all up for a convention meme? Well, you're getting one anyway.
(By the way, I'm still taking commissions if you're in need of one (or more!).)

Where are you staying?
At one of the nearby hotels.

What day are you getting there?
Thursday.

How are you traveling?
On the road.

Who will you be rooming with?
Sailoranna and ClawMacKain.

How is the best way to find you?
Look for me in the Artist Alley.

Are there any panels you might be attending?
Not likely.

What do you look like?
Long-haired Mexican-American. Usually wearing metal t-shirts.

Will you be suiting?
In shirts and jeans, yes.

Do you do free art?
For friends.

Do you do trades?
Sure.

Do you do badges?
Nope.

If you have an Artist's Table, what will you be selling?
Commissions and original artwork I've done throughout the years.

What is your gender?
Male.

How tall are you?
5'7"

Can I talk to you?
Sure.

Can I touch you?
A handshake is fine.

Can I visit your room?
Not likely.

Can I buy you drinks?
Maybe.

Can I give you stuff?
Sure.

Can I hug or snuggle with you?
Depends on how long I’ve known you, ma’am.

Are you nice?
Why, I oughta...! >:(

Do you have an artist table?
Hopefully I will.

Will you be going to parties?
We'll see.

Where will you be most of the time during the day(s)?
Most likely at the Artist Alley.

What/where will you be eating?
I'll be eating food at whatever eatery I happen to find myself in.

Can I come with you for food/fun/etc?
If my friends and I know you.

Can I look in your sketchbook?
Sure.

Can I draw in your sketchbook?
Sure.

Can I take your picture?
Sure, I don't mind.

What's your goal(s) for the con this year?
Have fun with friends; enjoy not being in Laredo; make money; crush my enemies and hear the lamentation of their women.